[should be read with balalaika playing Indiana Jones theme on the background]
Putin finds amphorae while scuba diving in archeological site. There is even a video. The amphorae were laying there for 15 centuries, waiting patiently until the Russian Super-Premier Vladimir Putin, who in his spare time performs heroics, such as shooting tigers and saving lives, would be around. They skillfully escaped all other archaeologists and divers saving themselves for the one and only – The Russian Leader, and at the right time, exposed themselves (which shouldn’t be surprising – they are not the only ones exposing themselves) to Him, from under layers of sand and/or sea life. They even prepared themselves by cleaning up, lest He swims by them without noticing.
Yeah, and those 1500 year-old amphorae are so solid, you can easily lift them by their handles.
My god…. unabashed, shameless example of yet another Potemkin Village. Or should we call it Putinkin Villages?